A Vibe a Day Keeps the Doctor Away ..... 100% guaranteed!

Ever wondered how a vibrator can be your secret weapon to a healthier body? Prepare yourself for a no-holds-barred discussion on the health benefits of vibrators, aimed to surprise you. I'm Stephanie, your host, and I'm here to introduce you to a whole new world of vibration therapy. We'll explore how this often-overlooked device can help reduce body tension, boost blood flow in often-neglected areas, and even improve the function of your liver. Trust me, by the end of this episode, you'll be rethinking the role of vibrators in your daily routine.

But we won't just stop at physical health. Let's dare to discuss sexual release and the significant role it plays in maintaining your mental well-being. It's high time we shed the stigma and talk openly about how regular vibrator usage can relieve stress, lift your mood, and make even the dreariest conversations feel lively. Hear my practical tips on how to incorporate this handy device into your routine, where you can get one without burning a hole in your pocket, and how it can potentially keep those pesky health issues at bay. So, sit back, relax, and let's get vibing!

12/30/23

Chapters

• 0:46 Benefits of Vibrators for Health
• 16:05 Sexual Release and Mental Well-Being

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:46

Hello, welcome back to Sex Talk with Granny, where age is just a number. This is Stephanie, your host and your granny. And today we're going to talk about a vibe a day keeps the doctor away. Oh, yeah, it does. You know. It's so funny because I've talked, I've been, you know, doing the vibe a day.

Speaker 1: 1:12

Well, I came up with the slogan for my own head of vibe a day, keeps the doctor away. Oh, sometime in July or something like that, june, sorry, june. Anyway, my point is I'm old and I lose, I'm losing my brain. Okay, no, um, I started by being in December of last year. I was 25 pounds heavier. I started promoting that and saying vibe a day and everyone's like oh, I don't know, a vibrator in the vagina or a vibrator in the ass for men, for their prostate. I've got a lot of flak for it, in which I don't really care, because I, my cojones are very big and I, it's my message, like it or not, I don't care, it's my message. And, um, and that is still my message, you got to have a vibrator in the vagina and you need to have a vibrator in your asshole for the men, for their prostates, and we'll talk about why. But the reason why I did the vibe a day was from some articles. Yeah, so we started. I started doing this with another lady, shiloh, shiloh and um, she popped off and I continued and, um, what I found is that my vibrating a vibrator in the vagina I do it four or five times a week Um, the the tension in my hips Gone, gone.

Speaker 1: 3:06

I don't have the tension in my hips like I do in the morning. So I got, I'm getting rid of the tension that I've been carrying in my body, which has been creating pain, me thinking I have pain, but really, honestly, it's just things that have tension in it. So don't believe me about that theory. But it is true, dr Sarno, back pain no more. Go look at him. S-a-r-n-o. Go look at Dr Sarno. All his stuff. It releasing the tension from areas of your body that have the most tension, carry the most tension, um, in which these, your hips, your sciatica, all this down here carries so much tension. And but guess what? It doesn't just release tension. His theory is you release the tension, you'll reduce the pain. Definitely true, worked for me. But guess what?

Speaker 1: 4:15

The vibrator in the vagina also brings blood flow to my vagina. I'm not having sex, so I need to bring blood flow to my vagina. So anyone out there not having sex, you need to bring blood flow to your vagina Four times a week. You have to. It's to think that you can. Just, I don't want anything in my vagina. It hurts, it's this.

Speaker 1: 4:44

Well, you don't have to start out with a big old, honking penis. Okay, dick, you could start off with something super thin, super thin. You can even go thinner than that. There's many devices out there. So that's pure, pure wrong. Okay, let's see.

Speaker 1: 5:08

I hear people say oh well, I just have a very small vagina. Yes, you probably do, because it hasn't been used. But so all the skin is just kind of dead in there. It's dead. So just picture a big sloth of dead, like dead skin, dead inside tissue. So it's going to not look healthy. And so what do you think happens to dead stuff?

Speaker 1: 5:42

Brids, disease, cancer, other issues prolapse vagina. Your vagina can fall out because the inside muscle, your vaginas, the muscles, are not being worked, so everything's atrophied. Then I've heard this happening. I'm going to guarantee you 100 percent I'm right. The women that had those prolapsed vaginas, I'm going to guarantee you they did not have anything in their vagina for years, years, no movement.

Speaker 1: 6:23

So I hear people say, well, okay, yeah, I guess I get a start when I'm 40. No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't get it. If it's not being moved, it's not being moved, there's no blood flow. Okay, so tell me how also you're getting blood flow down there. If you're not having sex, you're not masturbating and you're not putting a vibrator in your vagina, how are you getting blood flow down there? I don't care if you have sex five times a week. Sex is different.

Speaker 1: 6:59

Vibration go read about it. You can check all my other stuff on vibrations. Yeah, that's different. It does something different to the body. It also will vibrate the other organs around it the liver, the gallbladder. I mean liver. The number one reason why we're all fat is because our liver stops functioning properly and metabolizing food quickly. So we have lots of issues, since we're just eating this poor food and not really taking care of our liver.

Speaker 1: 7:45

Well, what do we expect? So the one way to get that taken care of well, there's two ways For men and women. Two ways One for women put a vibrator in your vagina for 15 minutes three, four times a week and get a vibration plate. You can get them for $55 online at Walmart. You don't need a huge, big, expensive one. You don't need it. I'm not selling it. I don't have any links to any vibration plates. I only have good vibrations on there because I like to give people a place to go that is reputable and has good return policies. And, yes, I am an affiliate, so I get very little, but at least I get something. But I'm referring you to them.

Speaker 1: 8:41

You've got to put your health as a priority For men. When you put the vibrator in your ass for your prostate okay and use your vibration plate so you could do your prostate three times a week, then that's probably a guarantee maybe an 85 to 90% chance guarantee that you're going to have an orgasm in which you will shoot semen out of your penis, in which you have now unblocked your, your penis. You've unblocked. There's no cobwebs there. That's what I'm talking about. We've got to get rid of the cobwebs Cobwebs in the vagina, cobwebs in the penis, in the hole and the prostate. What are you doing to help your prostate? Do you do anything? You think taking a shit is enough? No, it isn't you. And sticking your fingers up your ass isn't enough either. It's called vibration. You've got to.

Speaker 1: 9:56

Vibration does so much over all health, and because I am focused on our sexual parts, because it's what helps make partnerships better and helps you when you know more about your body. So that's why I focus on that. But I have a vibration plate. I vibe 10 minutes a day, every day my back I don't walk like a duck. I feel amazing. All the stuff I've experienced with using vibration therapy for the last almost a year is incredible Improved sleep mood. I am on no synthetic medications. I used to be on mood suppressants, none.

Speaker 1: 10:53

High blood pressure. I don't have high blood pressure. In fact, doctors go wow, you have a really good blood pressure. And for the last year I honestly have been like get out serious. But God, and one time I even laughed so fucking hard because it was so good and the nurse was in there and the doctor came what are you doing? I can't believe it.

Speaker 1: 11:24

I'm like I'm using a vibrator in my vagina for 15 minutes a day, that's it. And for you and your buttock, that's it. And he's like oh my God, I'm doing it. So I love it when it's a shocker for some people. It's not for me at all. I mean, I'm super comfortable and but I do get a lot of people that laugh, but when they start hearing me and talking about women, we're not incontinent, we're getting blood flow to our vagina. So the risk of keeping the doctor away for any kinds of issues down there pretty high.

Speaker 1: 12:11

All right, you're not gonna have your vagina falling out of your hole. Yeah, your uterus. I should say sorry, because it's not. You have no muscles in there. You know You're going to actually start seeing that you're losing weight. Everyone will. It's part of it. It vibrates the liver and when you do the vibration plate, same thing. When you do the vibration plate 10 minutes a day, it's like running on a treadmill for one hour. That's what it's like.

Speaker 1: 12:49

Okay, 15 minutes a day for your vagina vibrator, 15 minutes three times a week, at least Do it. And for the men in your asshole, for your prostate, health-wise, you're going to see. It's honestly, it makes no sense why you wouldn't do it. It's actually. It's so fucking simple and less than 30 minutes in a day. Now I do more than that. I still do other exercise and movements because I have to Yoga and I move all my muscles. I get everything going, not everything every day. I do everything in moderation because of my health and I take excellent care of my body. I have to have no choice.

Speaker 1: 13:44

So a few more benefits of the overall body and health, your mood will help, stress level, weight loss Less. You won't. You'll have a better health issue. You won't have as many health issues because you're vibing. So remember vibe a day keeps the doctor away. It's kind of like an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but there's no scientific proof that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. There is absolute scientific proof that a vibe a day will keep the doctor away.

Speaker 1: 14:21

So read up on it. I've done my own. All the stuff is over on Reddit. I put all the links to all the articles that I read reputable foundations, colleges, schools, blah, blah, blah. Go read about it. Okay, I'm not selling you anything. I'm not selling you anything. This is my concept for better health. That's it. And I'm a granny and I'm doing this because I want to be able to have my grandkids see videos of me long after I've passed of things to that, my way of trying to just be the best person that I could, of helping other people on their journey in this life. That's it. I just want people to have happy, successful lives. I don't know. Kind of like boring. Okay, so there is proof about the prostate, the inflammation for the prostate fibritas. Your prostate will go down, the inflammation will go down. Cancer is reduced. It keeps your pipes going through. We need to keep all that stuff clean. Get rid of the cobwebs. Okay, cobwebs, cobwebs, cobwebs, cobwebs got to go. Emotionally, you'll feel better. You'll feel more grounded, you'll feel more relaxed. Maybe you won't be.

Speaker 1: 16:06

I don't know if you've ever experienced people who haven't maybe masturbated or had sex in a long time. How irritable and eagy and snappy. And oh my God, do not tell me you don't know anyone like that, because we all do and I can call it off the back with. When I had my kids living with me, I knew it when they didn't and I would say you know what? I don't even want to talk to you anymore. You sound like you're in a very bad space. You need to go out and masturbate and then come down and talk to me. And I'm the funniest mother. And yes, they did. They'd go up because I literally would not talk to them anymore. I'm like no, we're not going to have an unprotective conversation, I'm just kind of bid you that way. And so, yeah, go upstairs, come back down and I go oh, do you feel better? And they laugh, you know, with a funny smile, yes, and I'm like, hmm, see, mom knows best. Now, what do you want to talk about? All right, so that is your crazy fun.

Speaker 1: 17:35

Loving grandma on a Viboday keeps the doctor away. Get out there and fucking. Get a vibrator for your vagina or your ass. For the guys. Girls, if you want to stick one up your ass, go ahead, you can. I didn't know the benefits about it, but I could certainly look it up for you. And for get the vibration plate $55 on Walmart. I got a little bit the next one over and just because I got the $55 one for my mom, I got the next one under $90. So I mean, come on, you don't need to spend $1,200. So get out there and vibe at day, all right, cause your granny says that All right, peace out.